-One of my students stole money from my desk.
-I heard a group of my students debating the scariest movie they have seen: Chucky, The Grudge, or Saw III.
-I call a parent to discuss their students behavior with them and their voicemail message is a rap song.
-I hear a little boy ask a little girl, "Let me see you boobies."
-One of my students takes a piece of paper rolls it up and brings it to his lips and says, "Smokin'!"
-During a fire drill we have a cop at school to escort the students across the street to the designated safe area. I hear one of my little boys say to another student, "That is the po po. You better watch out 'cause they'll get ya. Just like they got my daddy."
Gotta love it!
9 comments:
Wow...that sounds intense!! It makes me laugh but it's kind of sad/scary at the same time to see what kids are exposed to these days. I'm sure you're up for that challenge, though - I bet you're the best teacher they've got! :)
Ohhhh sad. What do we do??? Home school? Private school? You are going to be one tough cookie for teaching those little thugs.
That is so sad! I thought it was getting bad here in Utah (it is)! Hopefully you have a few little innocent ones that fall in love with you and write you love letters like Jared did! :) You are the best person for those little ones!
Gally--this is UNREAL!!! No wonder why America is falling apart. P.S. It should be Illegal for these kid's parent's to have children..... P.S.S. Come to pilates
haha, are you serious? You can't make up stuff as good as that! Before you know it you'll be talking like them too. Sam won't know what to do with you!
i LOVE the po po one. Mike and I had a good laugh at that! I am excited to hear more of your sayings! Keep track of them! Oh and happy valley misses you!
haha, love the stories! Watch out for the Po Po
oh my gosh where do you teach! I totally felt like I was reading the top ten list from Letterman.
NO WAY...and I know you had some pretty intresting things in Utah...but this is crazy. Girl, where do you live? These poor kids. haha.
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